There Was a Crooked Man

There Was a Crooked Man

There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.

There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.

They ate a crooked dinner on a very crooked table.
In came a crooked horse, from a crooked stable.
They all had crooked dishes, in many crooked styles.
And after every bite, each had crooked smile.